The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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