Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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