I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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