i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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