I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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