they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
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We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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