The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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