he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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