He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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