Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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We're too hungover to prance.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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