They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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