all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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