if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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