The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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