Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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