don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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