you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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