your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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