real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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