I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
honey bunches of taint.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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