I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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