I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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