if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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