Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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