Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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