I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
People in love make me want to vomit
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.