So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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