Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
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someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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