worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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