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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!

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• (214): View more from Texas

  A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  "Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life

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• (361): View more from Texas

  She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning

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