i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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