the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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