there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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