I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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