I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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Still dying that you shit outside
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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