i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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