I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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