You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
someone threw a dead crab at me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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