I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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