Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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