just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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