Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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