She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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