windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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