Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
false alarm, still single
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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