My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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