are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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