just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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