I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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