I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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