My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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