yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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