dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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