problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Welp...herpes.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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