I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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