I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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