You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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