If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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